He found an unexploded bomb
Then quickly fetched a hammer
He’d have the end off this thing quick
Much faster than a spanner.
He’d seen them dropping out of planes
He’d seen the damage done
He’d like to have a look inside
He thought it might be fun.
One more whack and he would soon
Have the damn thing out
From the distance he could hear
His mother, give a shout.
“Your dinners on the table
And it’s nearly half past three”
One thing’s for sure
With that last clout
He won’t be home for tea.
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A Badly Chewed Pencil 
Oh, dear. Actually it made me think of a sitcom here from the eighties. It was called Sledge Hammer and the guy was an over-the-top parody of every tough guy, Dirty Harry type of cop you can think of. His tagline was, “Trust me. I know what I’m doing.” When they were going to cancel the show, the last episode showed Sledge and his partner and their boss finding a nuclear bomb with 42 seconds left on it. “Hammer! You can’t defuse that bomb!” “Trust me! I know what I’m doing!” Ka-boom. https://youtu.be/XGoU7urNTbI
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Just watched the clip… I think my favourite spoof import from the USA was Police Squad. Very funny.
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Police Squad was really good, too.
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Hee hee. Everybody’s reaction to an unexploded bomb: ‘Where’s me hammer?’ Gold, Mr Underfelt, as usual.
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