Viva Las Vegas

A Vegas wedding they had planned

Wedding Chapel, golden band

For her a hen night with her crew

For him, the shots and foaming brew

So drunk they don’t know where they’re going

But final oats they’ll both be sowing

She’s in bed with party host

He’s tied naked to a post

The moral of this story’s clear

To moderate the wine and beer

Too much drink can be a danger

If you wake up married to a stranger

Photo credit: Kevin Dunlap on Unsplash

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