Norman ate a little bug, he found it underneath the rug
His mother told him not to do it, defiant boy just had to chew it
He ate an ant, a ladybird, a fly ascending from a turd
His father simply gave a shrug, as Norman bit down on a slug
He ate a tick from of his cat, several fleas from off a rat
According to his brother, Craig
Norman died… Bubonic Plague!
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A Badly Chewed Pencil 
That Norman. I told him that the deep-fried rat looked a little raw.
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Trouble is, he ate the flees first, hence the plague… Silly Bugger!
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He should have known.
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