Lovely Sarah, Tony’s bride
Laced his tea with Cyanide
Sip by sip and drop by drop
Praying that his clogs would pop
What she hadn’t realised
Was that her, his wife, he too, despised
They’d both insured each other’s lives
She’s killed two husbands, he, two wives
He’d wooed that girl with flattery
Though now she’s dead from battery
He’s dead too, The stupid jerk
She’d spiked the flask he took to work
Photo credit: Oziel Gomez
A Badly Chewed Pencil 